"Mommy, It Died."

No, not my blog.  A crayon.

I suppose you've been letting your two year old play with your phone too much when she walks over with a crayon that needs its wrapper removed and says, "Mommy, it died.  Charge?"

Now, I'm not sure that she could say, "Mommy, I need the crayon wrapper off" anyway.  But it's probably going to take some explaining when her pediatrician asks if she can speak in sentences and I say, "Sure.  She says, 'Mommy, it died.'"

Sigh.