No, not my blog. A crayon.
I suppose you've been letting your two year old play with your phone too much when she walks over with a crayon that needs its wrapper removed and says, "Mommy, it died. Charge?"
Now, I'm not sure that she could say, "Mommy, I need the crayon wrapper off" anyway. But it's probably going to take some explaining when her pediatrician asks if she can speak in sentences and I say, "Sure. She says, 'Mommy, it died.'"
Sigh.
