Nothing Like Waking Up In the Morning

To your toddler screaming, "I'm a dinosaur!  Roaaaar!  I'm a cow!  Moooo!  Roarrrr!  Mooooo!  Cow!  Dinosaur!  Mooooooo!  Roooaaaarrr!  Maaaa!  Mommy!"  And then continuing in this theme for the next hour.

I need to find some stronger coffee.